February 2012
when people trip and fall in a horror movie..
you:
them:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
Don't dream it, be it: How to delete your Google... →
vikkipants:
With just a week to go before Google changes to its new privacy policy that allows it to gather, store and use personal information, users have a last chance to delete their Google Browsing History, along with any damning information therein. Tech News Daily reports that once…
Anonymous asked: these aren't that funny. i apologize. it must be all that blood i lost. i got one text today. it was from angela flanagan about pep band. it woke me up from a nap. i was not pleased.
Anonymous asked: heyy <-- I want the dick.
Anonymous asked: my hair smells good. yours probably smells good too. but i don't know. i read somewhere that the way you smell reflects your personality. but that can't be true cause then tommy would always smell like a sandwich...wait...
Anonymous asked: mom and dad asked me what i want for my birthday and i gave them a list of 20 items. they did not find that unreasonable. #onlychildrealities
Anonymous asked: so it's saturday night. i'm hanging out with all my friends. shits getting crazy. this weird chick, mom, is ordering pizza and i can tell this guy, dad, is kinda into her so i might broker that. idk. this is wild. and there's this bro, fluffy, who keeps licking my face. weird...
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
laugh-addict:
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.
I love this.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Watchwhat just happened
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
